The Urge to Purge

I have too much stuff.

1. Toys & puppets. Just in case a kid comes over, they'll be entertained. (Isn't that what the pool     

 table's for? It's the perfect toddler's toy - colors, patterns, noise.)

2. Clothes. I crave variety (but seem to wear the same thing over and over again.)

3. Recipes I want to try. (There are so many that I can't even look at that pile without reaching for matches.)

4. Books on finance. (I'll have a brain transplant one day and finally understand them.)

5. Big scary man tools. One day I'll learn to use them.  (Yeah, like when they invent flexible steel gloves, heck, A BODY SUIT, so I don't cut something off.)
                                                                                                                                                                               6. Costumes out the wah-zoo. Because
Mardi Gras may come to the North Country
one day and I'll have to outfit all my friends.
(Laugh, but I have been known to do this.)

7. Gigantic painter's easel. Not totally out there since I am an artist. (There's no way to get it's humongousness up into my studio.)

8. Full tilt workout bench and weights. (We all know this dream, right?)

9. My mother's baby clothes. Quaint, sentimental. (I can hear all these women saying, "Awwwww.")

10. An accordion. Because when family begins to get edgy and mean, nothing breaks tension like a good loud accordion tune. (Spiders have long ago woven the case shut.)

In my defense, most of these things are not in my living space, crowding me out. But I do feel the urge to purge. And if you haven't guessed by now, listing these things publicly is a way for me to begin to bust a move. I think I'll hold onto the accordion, though - doesn't God bless the peacemakers?

Transforming the Mighty Gremlin

I'm an artist so really strong visual images catch my attention. I'm also a life coach and in my coach training, we learned about "The Gremlin", a metaphor for that voice in your head; that judge, the inner critic who pipes up anytime you want to try something new. I will forever be indebted to the fabulous Rick Carson, who wrote and illustrated the book, "Taming Your Gremlins", and I highly recommend it. He created this great metaphor and it has helped me notice, talk to and conquer those inner voices that were keeping me from growing.

The word "gremlin" worked for me - it was something to kick to the curb, shove off a cliff. It worked for me for years. I even designed workshops around the concept, culminating in Gremlin masks and Gremlin finger puppets: meet Howie, ("How-ie ya gonna do THAT?") and the finger puppet I still can't name because he creepily looks a bit like my ex-boyfriend.

But three experiences, years apart, have gelled together to give me a deeper and kinder way. Nearly two years ago, Debbie Philp of True North Yoga led us through a visualization that was powerful for me. In my capsulized version, she asked that we think of a picture of our young selves, step out of the picture, do whatever we would be doing, notice how we felt, then step in as our grown selves and give our young selves what we needed. I needed love and attention. My second experience happened this year, a year of physical pain and physical therapy and through all that, a new knowing to be kinder and gentler to myself. Finally, a retreat with the wise and wonderful Jennifer Louden helped me reframe the gremlin. We imagined our young selves and, and when the gremlins begin their chatter in my head, she reminded us that they are part of us, remembering a past hurt. As my coach Ed would remind me, they think they're protecting us. Then Jen had us imagine them as a frightened child. I remembered that little girl who wanted to be loved. And my promise to be kinder and gentler to myself.

That's when it hit me - if I'm going to love myself, then I must love all those pieces and parts, even the scary gremlins. I don't have to LIKE all my parts but I can imagine them morphing from a scary gremlin into a frightened child (me) that I can wrap my arms around and reassure that it will be fine if I take that next step, whatever it is. (Okay, sky diving NOT included!) This will help me honor the promise I made to myself to be kinder to me, to love the little girl inside that is filled with joy. Thank you Rick Carson, Debbie, Jennifer, Ed and all those gremlins that helped bring me to this place of greater love. I am truly blessed.

The Good, the Bad and the Barky

 Every morning (and afternoon) I walk my trusty pooch, Cooper. Living in the woods, she can run without a leash, though I have to keep my eye on her. She does like to follow a hunch every now and then. My husband, Lance, and I used to walk the top of Charley Hill Rd. every morning, down to Rose and Keith's mailbox and back. He'd pull out their newspaper, check the weather report, and carefully put the paper back. At one of our Christmas tree trimming parties, Rose and Keith brought us a newspaper weather report on a hook as their contribution to the ornament collection. A decade later, I still love pulling that frayed and fragile weather report out as a reminder of the audacity of my husband and the humor of my friends.

I rarely take that whole route anymore and I miss it. Lance is no longer here (in physical form, anyway) and the folks who moved into a house along the way have a scary dog who is always chained up outside and gets very upset if we go by. I sometimes walk in that direction, but turn back way before their house.

Last Friday, I got up before it was light outside to hit an early yoga class. I headed in that direction and, as we got to the crest of the hill, here came the scary dog and its owner. (Much to my relief, she walks him on a leash.) Fortunately, I diverted Cooper's attention before she saw them by playfully running back to my house. It wasn't easy because inside I was grumbling and annoyed that this dog owner had ruined our walk. I reached my front yard and was greeted with a spectacular sunrise. Run-inside-the-house-and-get-the-camera worthy.

What a splendid and humbling reminder to trust that all is as it is supposed to be. Thank you, scary dog. If you hadn't come along, I would have missed it.

Tears Tell Tall Tales

One late August night, under the covers with my laptop, I registered for The Luscious, Creative Comfort Retreat at Kripalu, a yoga and health center.  I was excited to meet the effervescent and wise facilitator, Jennifer Louden. And The Bona Fide Butterflies, my cohorts in designing programs for women, would soon be planning our January winter retreat, Turning Inward. I thought it would be great to experience a retreat as a participant rather than facilitator.

What I didn’t expect was the enormous resistance I felt the week before. Those annoying voices in my head saying things like “You don’t need this.” and “Stop looking at other people’s ways of doing things and trust yourself.” “You can’t afford it – it’s not too late to cancel!” Even “My animals will miss me too much.” (?!?!) I got into a funk, didn’t want to go. What I knew deep down was that I was afraid. But off I went anyway.

When I drove up to the Kripalu building I was shocked. It looked like a hospital. Or a mental institution! (Can they sue me for that?) But I knew what mattered was what was inside the building (how metaphoric.) I entered and met an incredibly pleasant desk clerk, took an invigorating yoga class, ate a delicious meal, and then our group met. We journaled, shared our stories, collected pictures that spoke to us, began peeling away the layers that were hiding our true desires.

That’s when my tears started, no sobbing,

just a steady flow down my face. Off switch broken. Crying because I was crying. But I was held in a safe place by a group of women who were there, not to fix me but to listen, to witness. No judgment. Jennifer had set it up this way.  My fears surfaced, I got to look them squarely in the eye and say, “Thank you for thinking you’re keeping me safe but you are also keeping me from growing. From standing in my truth.  Please move over.”

  

In the morning, we continued our journey together, mixing it up with dance and laughter. My tear ducts were not empty yet and I wondered if I’d ever stop feeling so emotional. Much to my relief, I got to that place by the end of the morning.  I was done (for now) with the fear, the sadness, the story I was allowing to loop around in my head. And ready to move forward. 

With kindness. 

To myself.

 The focus on self-acceptance was exactly what I needed. I had allowed the parts of me that want me to take the same old paths to muddy up the road. The weekend was a reminder that the road to the wisdom of my heart is a new road. Yeah, it’s scary but if I remember to get quiet and take amazing care of myself, the rewards will be fulfillment.
Joy.

                    

As Jennifer told us, a retreat is a chance to slow down and hit the reset button. I’ve come back into my life with a better understanding of self-acceptance and trust in myself. My Retreat has turned into My Advance. Two steps forward. yeah, there will be one step back but I keep collecting tools to get back on track sooner. And there are always those luscious retreats to sign up for. Under the covers. 

What's Your Inbox Telling You?

"In art and dream may you proceed with abandon. In life may you proceed with balance and stealth."

Patti Smith

April is here and with it, a little snow, a little sun, tentative buds, brave crocuses, and the happiness of knowing warm weather is comin’ with all it’s implications of rebirth, growth and drinks on the deck!


Out of curiosity, I made a list of links to the affirmations, posts and newsletters I read daily. What an  eye opener. Here's what's dominating my inbox:                                                                                    

• Jennifer Louden
• Right Brain Business Plan
• Seth Godin 
• Zen Habits

The list tilts heavily to personal coaching topics. And I'm interested in so many things! Where are the artsy musings? Latest science discoveries? And why don't I have funny stuff rolling in like thunder??? I get some gardening, yoga, home improvement, cooking, coupon, clothing sales stuff. But the real meaty stuff is this link list. Am I out of balance or is it a matter of what’s on the front burner with the others simmering behind to be pulled forward when it’s time to give ‘em a stir? That's the image that feels right. On a really large stovetop. Gas.

Everyday I reevaluate what will bring me back to center. Self employment brings with it the freedom and challenge of choosing what to do every single day. And as much as I've tried structures that are designed so I pay equal attention to each area I love, guess what. They're not my children! They'll always be there, patiently waiting, kind of like my dog in the morning. And structures tend to bring out the outlaw in me. I might use a pie chart of my week or a stupid to-do list for a few days, then I rebel and do what the *!#^ I want. The truth is, what needs to get done gets done, nudged forward by a deadline. The whole idea of jumping off the ship of a structured job was to get into a Flow, really feel the freedom of choice and balance this with getting things done. 


Once I figured out how to get safe and secure in my head about money, (a whole other topic to be discussed later), I could put my passion on the front burner. On Power Boil. At first I thought this was my coaching business. But then I remembered the #1 reason I left my teaching career - to start taking really good care of myself; to borrow a phrase from a favorite Life Coach Cheryl Richardson , I am now able to practice Extreme Self Care. This was the key to having the mental and physical strength to transform myself into a business owner. And a better artist, home owner, gardener, cook, friend, lover and dog owner.


But in all seriosity, would someone PLEASE send me something funny to look at each morning? I thrive on a good belly laugh. The balancing act is ongoing and I’d like to picture myself at the gigantic stove, stirring, sauteing, tasting and laughing.

Learning in Slow Motion

"Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher

Patience. Ugh. I can have all the patience in the world for other people. But myself? Not so much. In this case, patience when I want to change an annoying habit. Like Procrastination (linked directly to the FEAR quadrant of my cranium). I don't think I've ever met anyone who didn't struggle with that bad boy, Procrastination. (And Fear.) Fear is usually lurking behind Procrastination. Fear of failure, Fear of change, Fear of feeling stupid, even Fear of boredom. But this isn't about Fear. It's about patience and really understanding that change can be slow. Painfully slow, especially for a whirling dervish like me.

As a Life Coach, I often point out to my clients that change takes time. A lifetime of habitual thinking and acting is not going to change overnight. So I'm learning patience as I learn to procrastinate less.

The first step in changing a behavior is to NOTICE it. Pay attention. I've gotten real good at noticing that I'm Procrastinating. Suddenly have the urge to bake cookies? There must be a real scary art project I'm supposed to start. The dog needs a bath? Ohhhh, I was going to start my will today. So I made a list one day of all the things I did INSTEAD OF the task at hand (doing my own taxes, which terrifies me.)

• Didn't get right up out of bed when I woke up.
• Cooked a big 'ol pot of red beans 'n' rice.
• Hand washed a sweater (one of my least favorite domestic chores).
• Created a new way to remember to take items somewhere to be fixed/returned/donated (now I place them in a spiffy red basket that's in a room I frequent).
• Cleared off as many surfaces as possible (fear of being a hoarder/feng shui/feeling of control).
• Read email.

I gave myself a good talking to about what I had to gain if I procrastinated less. Writing these down is a good idea. Make them concrete.

Then I made a second list: the classic Procrastination behaviors I've practiced in the past that I almost did but made a conscious point of NOT doing.

• The next day I got out of bed an hour earlier. (Next step, get up as soon as I wake up.)
• Didn't read every single email and even deleted and unsubscribed to some.
• Didn't water all the plants in the house.
• Didn't clean the kitchen cupboard doors.

I even told myself at one point that it was time to get back to the task at hand. Maybe no big deal to you but for me, this is progress. I also gave myself time limits, 2 hour chunks, then a break, so it felt more doable. 

So, are the taxes done? Not quite. They're started and in the plan for the week. And the up side of Procrastinating is, I take care of chores I don't like because something even more distasteful has nudged me there. The beans and rice were delicious, items are being fixed, returned and donated and feng shui is flowing. The lists were a big help - documenting progress feels good, providing evidence of learning. It can even push some of that Fear away. And it's easier to be patient when I see there's progress. 

So next time you want to change a habit, notice it, write down the benefits of changing it, document your progress and, for goodness sake, don't beat yourself up if change doesn't happen overnight. If that was true, I'd be black and blue. And now that all those stalling behaviors are out in the open, you can bet your bootie taxes will be done by the end of the week. Now that's something to leap out of bed for!

A Lorax Libretto

                Anxious seeds settling into the slushy snow. 
                                      

                                                        Frosted stream edges mimic froth on root beer.

  STOMP THE SLUSH.  I had forgotten how much fun it is to test the exact fall-through-itness of layers of ice, licking trickling ice water slicking the underbelly of the snow. Thank you little Gage, for reminding me with your two-footed STOMPS in the driveway puddles.

     Trees hold up trees hold up trees hold up          trees.

Big trees hold up big trees.

Wow. Two chums, both TREES but different kinds, different ages,  grow

 leanin' on each other. 

Oh, strong and flexible Wolf Tree, unchanging, 57 years a mere minute in your cycles of sap, 

new growth, lightning strikes, swaying in the wind forever.